NASA, MAY NOT HAVE.. seen..!!...don't miss this ..
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WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .
Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot
said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be
turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
the appearance of your flight attendants."
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; After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a
flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening
the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as
hell everything has shifted."
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"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
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"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of anemergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
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&nb sp; "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."
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And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines ispleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in
the industr y. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
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Yes, it's real gold in these weapons.
They found 16 additional guns like this .45 semi-automatic -made of gold and titanium!!
Kill as the Lord blesses you, son! There was another pair of these toys!!
Una Magnum calibre .357 semiautomática con la culata de oro macizo
This guy's arm collection was better than that found in the best museum of the nation!!
Just a "Little House in the Jungle" -paid with hot money, of course!!
An artificial cave, a jacuzzi and the hot tub, all inside the mansion!!
A colection of exotic animals
7 lions roamed the property.
An albino tiger, a rather exotic species.
The pool in the backyard.
An rather exentric art collection -some of illegal origin.
¡¡And everything went up in smoke!!
More weapons put together than anything you could even dream of!!
This mountain of cash contained 22 million dollars!!
Same stash but from another angle.
There were weapons, money and ammunition all over the house!!
Every available corner of the house was full of stashed money.
This briefcase alone contains nearly half a millon dollars in U$S100 bills.
18 plastic boxes were found containing mountains of U$S100 bills.
Another cabinet full of money -all U$S100 bills.
More U$S100 bills.
Each of the piles above contains U$S 250,000, all in U$S100 bills.
There were millions in Colombian and Mexican pesos too.
Also, Chinese yen were found stashed in an armoire!!
Machine guns, pistols, bullets -most have never been used but just part of a collection.
Its big storm out there
Sent from Cliq XT
Population…
3 crore …retired
1 crore in state Govt;
(They Don't work)
3 crore professionals…in private sector
(They Don't work for Pakistan )
1.8 crore …in school
(Just having khushi time) 2.5 crore …under 5 years
(Always watching cartoons) 3 crore …unemployed
(Always sleeping and waiting for miracles to happen) 0.6 crore …anytime in hospitals
(Burden on economy) 10,999,998 …anytime in jail
(enjoying hospitality in free on govt expenditure) the balance are
U
&
Me.
U are always busy playing net net..
checking Mails
and forwarding them '..!!!
how can I handle
Pakistan
alone?
Thanks,
Asim Manzur
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According to Guinness book of world records, the opening night was marked with the biggest fireworks of the century! |
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Family Problem
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you MY story.
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I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
It Doesn’t end here …. Now,
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife’s my grandmother. Don’t think this is over …
More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Got it! So fat so good... yeah? Now,
The situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson..
And
You
say
you have family problems?.
The Indian fainted…